KOOL AID – Museum-Quality Matte Poster

Two bloated zealots, sipping Kool Aid, feasting on tacos they secretly hate, cheering for ICE while their own hypocrisy drips down their chins.

Printed on museum-grade matte paper to keep the irony sharp.

• Paper Finish: Matte, uncoated, natural white (off-white).

• Acid-Free: pH above 7 keeps your rage archival.

• Paper Weight: 250 gsm (110 lb), Thickness: 0.29 mm (11.4 mils).

• Available Sizes: Inches (US & CA) and centimetres (rest of world).

• Sustainability: FSC-certified, because even dystopia deserves responsible sourcing.

Printed on demand. No minimum orders. No refunds for cognitive dissonance.